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Scenario's

Posted: 12/11/06 7:54pm Message 1 of 14
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Sure is alot of truth in this one!!!
Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.
1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle,
goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.
006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to  
jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in  
for traumatized students and teachers.
 ++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1973 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and
end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody  
expelled.
2006 - Police called, SWA T team arrives, arrests Johnny and  
Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny  
started it.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1973 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by
Principal. Sits still in class.
2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. 
School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad
gives him a whipping.
1973 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to 
college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to  
foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state  
psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their  
Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine
to school.
1973 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the
smoking dock.
2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug  
violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1973: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party.
Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching  
English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files  
class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's 
English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given  
diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he  
can't speak English.
+++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th
of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a  
red ant bed.
1973 - Ants die.
2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with
domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed 
from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror  
watch list and is never allowed to fly again.




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Posted: 12/11/06 8:08pm Message 2 of 14
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Boy is that ever on the mark!


 

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Posted: 12/11/06 8:19pm Message 3 of 14
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Am I that old???



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Posted: 12/11/06 8:32pm Message 4 of 14
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[QUOTE=indy99]Am I that old???[/QUOTE]
Don't feel bad, MY kids were in school in 1973 Confused



 

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Posted: 12/11/06 9:10pm Message 5 of 14
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Those scenarios could be pulled from the headlines...sad but so true. Thanks for posting!
Scott



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Posted: 12/11/06 10:35pm Message 6 of 14
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The really SAD thing is...this is reality.

My wife is a School Teacher, for what was called in 1973...
 
"THE SHORT BUS"
Now...it's called   "Learning Support"
I, as a Police Officer, only have to deal with the parents of these kids, the way the damn school system is set up, she is nothing but a glorified baby sitter. Any kid that has been deemed a "Learning problem" is given a full psychological workup, most likely placed on Ritalin, and thrown in her little corner of the school, and forgotten about.
 
I keep telling her that I'm glad I don't have her job. she's not allowed to lay a hand on these kids, although because of their "disabilities", they have carte blanche to do whatever the heck they feel like...oh, except actually learn something.
 
Thank God you can still smack their parents around.
 
Oh, just for the record, contrary to what Oprah says,
 
IT IS NOT ILLEGAL TO HIT YOUR CHILD!!!!!!!
 
it IS illegal to abuse them. I love when we get calls from kids that want their parents arrested for hitting them.
I'll check to see if they deserved it, and they DO.
Then, I'll look at the Parent, and say...
 
"Would you like to do it again?"
Then give the kid a lecture about what reality is, and not what the Liberals spew on TV.
 
And that's my $.02
 
Alan



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Posted: 12/12/06 3:57pm Message 7 of 14
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The really SAD thing is...this is reality.


My wife is a School Teacher, for what was called in 1973...[/QUOTE]


Hey Alan, Haven't heard from you in awhile. My wife is also a school teacher in Newark NJ. Need I say anything more ?






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Posted: 12/12/06 11:28pm Message 8 of 14
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Newark???
 
Did they give her body armor as part of her school supplies?
I can imagine the problems she has with that district.
 
Good luck
Alan



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Posted: 12/13/06 10:29pm Message 9 of 14
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Actually she's teaching in an area known as the Ironbound AKA "Down Neck" which is probably the safest section that Newark has left. But that's starting to rapidly deteriorate due to the Bloods, Crypts, Los Ocho's, some other gang called something 13 from South America, and a bunch of illegal miscreants that have moved in.
You don't want to get me started talking about the Central Ward were she used to teach. I had a 12 year old try to pull a gun on me while waiting for her a few years back. I was lucky I didn't get hurt and got away before the cops showed up. The kid got slapped around a bit.



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Posted: 12/14/06 11:53am Message 10 of 14
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If they are stupid enough to act like their role models, then they deserve it.  Fortunately here in flyover country, we have concealed carry that makes them think twice before being stupid.

At least it levels the playing ground a bit.



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