Scottish Dental Work

A Scotsman phoned a dentist to inquire about the cost for a tooth extraction.

”£85 for an extraction, sir.”

”£85?” the man replied.  “Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?”

”That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15 off.”

”Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still withoot an anaesthetic?”

”I can't guarantee their professionalism, but the price could drop to  £40.”

”How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, 'ave yer student do the extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin'?”

”It'll be good for the students,” mulled the dentist. “I'll charge you  £5. But it will be traumatic.”

”Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal,” said the Scotsman. “Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?”