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Senior Golf Rule Adjustments

Posted: 11/17/12 6:42pm Message 1 of 3
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Senior Golf Rule Adjustments

Rule 1.a.5
A ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed on the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the rough with no penalty.  The senior should not be penalized for tall grass which ground keepers failed to mow.

Rule 2.d.6 (B)
A ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree.  This is simply bad luck and luck has no place in a scientific game.  The senior player must estimate the distance the ball would have traveled if it had not hit the tree and play the ball from there.

Rule 3.B.3(G)
There shall be no such thing as a lost ball.  The missing ball is on or near the course and will eventually be found and pocketed by someone else, making it a stolen ball.  The senior player is not to compound the felony by charging himself or herself with a penalty.

Rule 4.c.7( h )
If a putt passes over a hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped. The law of gravity supersedes the Rules of Golf.

Rule 5.
Putts that stop close enough to the cup that they could be blown in, may be blown in.  This does not apply to balls more than three inches from the hole. No one wants to make a travesty of the game.

Rule 6.a.9( k )
There is no penalty for so-called “out of bounds.”  If penny-pinching golf course owners bought sufficient land, this would not occur.  The senior golfer deserves an apology, not a penalty.

Rule 7.G.15( z )
There is no penalty for a ball in a water hazard.  Golf balls should float. Senior golfers should not be penalized for manufacturers’ shortcomings.

Rule 8.k.9( S)
Advertisements claim that golf scores can be improved by purchasing new golf equipment.  Since this is financially impractical for many senior golfers, one-half stroke per hole may be subtracted for using old equipment.

NOTE: Please advise all your senior friends of these important rule changes.  These rules only apply for the over-60’s. 
 



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Re: Senior Golf Rule Adjustments

Posted: 11/18/12 10:55am Message 2 of 3
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Larry, does that TOTALLY make sense..................or what!Thumbs Up


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Re: Senior Golf Rule Adjustments

Posted: 11/18/12 4:08pm Message 3 of 3
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Im good with the changes, except the age needs to drop to 50!
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