Subject: Sex with gas!
 A gas station owner in Alabama was trying to
 increase his sales so 
he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with
Fill-Up."

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and
asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed 
correctly he would get his free sex.

The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said,
"You were close. The 
number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."

A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy,
Bubba, pulled in 
for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free
sex. The proprietor 
again gave him the same story and again asked him
to guess the correct number.

The red neck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor
said, "Sorry, it 
was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
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As they were driving away, the redneck said to his
buddy, "I think 
that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away
free sex."

"No it ain't, Billy Ray," Bubba replied. "It ain't
rigged. My wife 
won twice last week".

CRUDE

I don't know about youse guys, but I get gas a lot, specially when I eat chili, and I don't get no sex.  The wife won't get near me.

I knew I was in the wrong business  .

Must - change - profile - to - list - state - other - than - Alabama.... 

I put $80 worth of gas in my work van yesterday. That oughta get me something......................................

Bubba should be glad he lost.