I NEVER KNEW THIS.

 

IT  INVOLVES SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN     SHOWERING WITH IT.

 

A WARNING TO US ALL. YOU NEED TO READ THIS. DON'T DELETE IT BEFORE READING .

I HAVE JUST RECEIVED THIS     WARNING. 

 

 

Shampoo Warning : I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out  sooner! I use

shampoo in the shower.

 

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed  very

clearly on the shampoo label     is this warning : "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."

 

No wonder I have been gaining weight!

Well! I have got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering     with

Dawn dishwashing soap instead.

 

Its label reads :

"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

 

Problem solved!

 

If I don't answer the phone I'll be in the shower!

 

Man, why didn't I think of that?

Sure sounds a lot easier than dieting and doing all that exercise trying to lose weight.  Gonna go out and get me a case of Dawn tomorrow.