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Short Books

Posted: 5/17/07 4:28pm Message 1 of 5
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Irving, TX - USA
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Vette(s): #1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks. #2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.
 The World's Shortest Books:

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton 
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF
PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden 
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT
DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of
MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J Kevorkian
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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & SUCCESFULLY DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy


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Short Books

Posted: 5/17/07 4:37pm Message 2 of 5
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Newport, MI - USA
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Vette(s): 1980 L-48 still in the middle of a frame-off.
You would be shocked as to how many Amish have cell phones and use landlines.



Corvettes and women are the same...You want to make love to them but they keep breaking down.

Short Books

Posted: 5/17/07 6:23pm Message 3 of 5
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Gresham, OR - USA
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Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing  Another great one, Micki!! 


Short Books

Posted: 5/17/07 6:31pm Message 4 of 5
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LOL ....... Thumbs%20Up  I was going to Quote just one as the best but their all great books LOL


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Short Books

Posted: 5/17/07 6:39pm Message 5 of 5
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Vette(s): 1978 Silver Anniversary L82 4spd (M21) Red Leather. Pace Car is in the hands of a new caretaker.
I heard OJ's checked every golf course in the world and still can't find him.LOL


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