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Skiing Trip...

Posted: 2/20/09 9:07am Message 1 of 2
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Jack decided to go  skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed  north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.  So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who  answered the door if they could spend the night.


 
 'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this Huge house all  to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the  neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.'
 
 
 'Don't worry,' Jack said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if  the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and  the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.  Come morning, the weather had cleared,and they got on their way. They  enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
 
 
 But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an  attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally  determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had  met on the ski weekend.
 
 
 He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob, do you remember that  good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north  about 9 months ago ?'
 
 
 'Yes, I do.' said Bob
 
 
 'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the  house and pay her a visit?'
 
 
 'Well, um yes !,' Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out,  'I have to admit that I did.'
 
 
 'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your  name?'
 
 
 Bob's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy.  I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'
 
 
 'She just died and left me everything.'

 

 




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Skiing Trip...

Posted: 2/20/09 10:27pm Message 2 of 2
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Yeah, just like Bob, that would be my luck too, getting screwed in more ways than one.    Cry
 
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