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Topic: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo.

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Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo.

Posted: 6/8/07 12:10pm Message 1 of 7
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Jeffm
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Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking oneday.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the
world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in the
world."


They all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their
claims verified.


Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy.
"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."


Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the 
smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says,
Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell ?



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Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo.

Posted: 6/8/07 6:42pm Message 2 of 7
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I think Roseann Barr would give her a run for the money.
How do they get on TV?



 
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Posted: 6/8/07 8:03pm Message 3 of 7
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I totally agree with you Dave regarding Rosie and Rosanne. Apparently folks like us are in the minority, They couldn't stay on TV if they didn't have the ratings. Unfortunately there are people out there that believe these two disgusting trolls possess some talent. Too bad!

Scott


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Posted: 6/9/07 5:41am Message 4 of 7
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that's funny stuff there.  LOL
 
i hate that pig...Censored



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Posted: 6/9/07 7:58pm Message 5 of 7
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They are on TV for the same reason we will all watch the news to see a train wreck.
 
Shore is funny stuff tho.



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Posted: 6/10/07 3:12am Message 6 of 7
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Troll is the right word fo boat of dem!!! 
 
Was there anything in there about the dumbest person in the world?  Because, I think Rosie would fit that description also.



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Posted: 6/10/07 4:02am Message 7 of 7
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Rosie is right up there with Hanoi Jane. She despises the people that risk their lives and have given their lives, Our Military, to keep us safe and free.
Yet, they have no problem living here and amassing their fortunes.Thumbs%20Down 


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