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a smart blonde
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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Corvette parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $45,000 Corvette as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Corvette into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blond replied, ... "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41?"
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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Corvette parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $45,000 Corvette as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Corvette into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blond replied, ... "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41?"
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Lifetime MemberA smart blond, Santa Clause, and a brunette are walking down the sidewalk. They see a one hundred dollar bill. Which one get it and why?
The brunette gets the money. Santa Clause and the smart blonde are both fictional.
Just kidding, I do know a couple of smart blondes.
Ken Styer
The brunette gets the money. Santa Clause and the smart blonde are both fictional.
Just kidding, I do know a couple of smart blondes.
Ken Styer
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| kstyer said: Just kidding, I do know a couple of smart blondes. Ken Styer |
the only ones I know used to be brunettes!
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