Topic: Smart Blonde
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attractive blonde woman from North Carolina arrived ..and bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and
yelled, come on honey this gal needs new clothes
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and
squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of
them
asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were
watching."
Moral ---
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... are men
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he he he he
you used "smart" and "blond" in the same sentence!!
you used "smart" and "blond" in the same sentence!!
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