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> Subject: Smart Kittens
>
>
> George W. Bush and a secret service agent are taking
> a stroll when
> they come upon a little girl carrying a basket with
> a blanket over
> it. Curious, Bush asks the girl, "What's in the
> basket?"
>
> She replies, "New baby kittens," and she opens the
> basket to show him.
>
> "How nice," says Bush. "What kind are they?"
>
> The little girl says, "Republicans."
>
> Bush smiles, pats the little girl on the head and
> continues on. Three
> weeks later, Bush is taking another stroll, this
> time with Karl Rove.
> They see the little girl again with the same basket.
>
>
> Bush says, "Watch this, Karl --- it's really cute."
> They approach the
> little girl. Bush greets her and asks how the
> kittens are doing, and
> she says, "Fine."
>
> Then, smirking, he nudges Rove with his elbow and
> asks the little
> girl, "And can you tell us what kind of kittens they
> are?"
>
> She replies, "Democrats."
>
> Aghast, Bush says, "But three weeks ago you said
> they were
> Republicans!"
>
> "I know," she says. "But now their eyes are open"...
>
>
> George W. Bush and a secret service agent are taking
> a stroll when
> they come upon a little girl carrying a basket with
> a blanket over
> it. Curious, Bush asks the girl, "What's in the
> basket?"
>
> She replies, "New baby kittens," and she opens the
> basket to show him.
>
> "How nice," says Bush. "What kind are they?"
>
> The little girl says, "Republicans."
>
> Bush smiles, pats the little girl on the head and
> continues on. Three
> weeks later, Bush is taking another stroll, this
> time with Karl Rove.
> They see the little girl again with the same basket.
>
>
> Bush says, "Watch this, Karl --- it's really cute."
> They approach the
> little girl. Bush greets her and asks how the
> kittens are doing, and
> she says, "Fine."
>
> Then, smirking, he nudges Rove with his elbow and
> asks the little
> girl, "And can you tell us what kind of kittens they
> are?"
>
> She replies, "Democrats."
>
> Aghast, Bush says, "But three weeks ago you said
> they were
> Republicans!"
>
> "I know," she says. "But now their eyes are open"...
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