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Topic: Smile Girls !

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Smile Girls !

Posted: 12/4/07 11:14am Message 1 of 11
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cj5nutz
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Q: How many women in MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.  And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!

I'm sorry. What was the question?  phew
 





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Posted: 12/4/07 11:24am Message 2 of 11
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I think I've heard that before, but this time it's funny phew


 

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Posted: 12/4/07 8:42pm Message 3 of 11
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To which the blond lady replied...




"What's a lightbulb?"


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Posted: 12/4/07 8:48pm Message 4 of 11
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Hey...that's all true!!!  Sometimes I wonder if the "stuff" left behind is invisible to everyone but ME!!! 


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Posted: 12/4/07 9:08pm Message 5 of 11
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Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing  that is so funny


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Posted: 12/4/07 9:37pm Message 6 of 11
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Vette(s): 1979, Targa Blue (72 Color), Pace Car rear spoiler, L88 hood, Dark blue factory interior, 525HP 406, HD 700R4, 370 gears,Steeroids, composite rear spring, TT IIs wrapped in T/A Radials.
You been talking to my old lady?!?!Wacko
 
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Posted: 12/4/07 9:47pm Message 7 of 11
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Vette(s): 1977 L-82 originally white/buckskin interior. Currently undergoing a frame-off resto. and modifications.YEEHAW!!!
Keep it up, and I'm gonna start calling you  "Honey"
 
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Too funny
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Posted: 12/5/07 3:46am Message 8 of 11
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Jeffm
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Vette(s): 1978 Silver Anniversary L82 4spd (M21) Red Leather. Pace Car is in the hands of a new caretaker.
I like to leave the globe off so she can clean it, you know, anything I can do to make life easier for the wife.
Thing is, those globes can take up to 6 months to dry.LOL


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Posted: 12/5/07 5:59am Message 9 of 11
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Annandale, NJ - USA
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'Bout sums up menopause.LOL


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Posted: 12/5/07 6:58am Message 10 of 11
OlrustysGhost
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Sumbody has been to my house Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingThumbs%20Up


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