Social Security ...

Having reached the age of 65, I went to apply for Social Security last week. After waiting in line for a very long time, I finally got to the counter.

The woman there asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized, to my great dismay, that I had left my wallet on the nightstand in my bedroom I told the lady that I was very sorry, but I seemed to have left my wallet at home. "I'll have to
go get it and come back later," I said.    

At that point, she said to me, "Unbutton your shirt." I was confused, but I opened my shirt, revealing lots of curly silver hair. She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and, with that, she promptly processed my application.

When I got home, I couldn't wait to tell my wife about my experience at the Social Security Office. She listened to the whole story and then said, "You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten disability, too!
   

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Let me counter -act !

A woman of 49 (  ) was asked what did in here live mostly changed .

She replyed : medecine.

she told : if i have a cold and went to the doctor at 20 he asked my to full undress to search for it , at 30 he only asked to unbutton my shirt and now i only must stick out my tong....

I always wanted a nice pair of cowboy boots, so last week I spent $200 on a great pair of boots. I got home before my wife, so I put them on and was walking around the house in them when she came home.
I stood in front of her and asked "Notice anything different about me today?"
She looked up and down at me and replied "Nope."
I was discouraged, but I went in our bedroom, completely disrobed except for my new boots, and marched into the kitchen where she was preparing dinner.
"Now do you notice anything about me?"
She looked and said "Well, your thingy is hanging down."
I told her that was because my thingy was admiring my brand new cowboy boots.
She said "Well then, maybe you should have bought a brand new cowboy hat!"


Ouch!!!

Too funny, Dwight!

Those are funny!

Here's another "a  young guy  in his 20's , very muscular , starting working for a construction firm. he started working with an older guy still spry in his 50's. They were working on a building near a cliff.The young guy started bragging how strong he was and he could outlift anyone there, he could lift any one and they couldn't lift him. So the older guy says to him, get in this here wheel barrow and I'll show you what i can lift and what you can't. the young guy took him on climbed in and the older guy wheeled him to the edge of the cliff and said , "I carried you to here now you carry your self back up this cliff!" and dumped him over."

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OUCH!!!
That's going to leave a mark!