I devoted a lot of time thinking about some of the current National Problems

and now I think I’ve got it!

I’ve developed a  win-win-win solution for several by thinking outside the border…er… I mean box.

Here’s my plan:

1.              Dig a 20 ft. deep by 100 ft. wide  moat the entire length of the Mexican border,

all the way from sea to sea.

2.   Use those thousands of cubic yards of dirt taken out of the moat

to raise all the levies around New Orleans.

3.   Take all the Florida alligators that are wandering and suffering in the drought

 and put them into the moat once it fills up.

4.   Gather up all the excess Black Bears in New Jersey

and place them on the south side of the moat.

5.   Ship all the toxic waste from Nevada to the border area

and spread it on the north side of the National Moat.

6.   Place US Armed Forces recruiting stations on this side of the toxic waste

and mark them as “New Immigrant Welcome Stations - Sign up for Welfare here!!!!”.

Are there any other problems you would like for me to solve?

WOW....  You are one cool  idealist...     Now you need to run for office and win.   Then once in there do what you said here.   You will win our vote!   

There's plenty of Mexicans with shovels to do the digging

Dave

There's plenty of Mexicans with shovels to do the digging

Dave

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 WAY TOO FUNNY!