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Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard
business. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of dat dere 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it."
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Good one Joel. 
Where do ya get this stuff??
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[QUOTE=spielman5]Where do ya get this stuff??[/QUOTE]
I think Joel gets most of this stuff from experience.
[/QUOTE]I think Joel gets most of this stuff from experience.
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[QUOTE=spielman5]Where do ya get this stuff??[/QUOTE]
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I think Joel gets most of this stuff from experience.
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cilrah 2007-06-07 16:55:56
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I think Joel gets most of this stuff from experience.
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I believe this to be true Good one Joel.
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[QUOTE=rearn2go72] I think Joel gets most of this stuff from experience.
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I think your correct on that statement.....
.....I think his wife was tellin' me somethin' similar to that last week........, but he needed a little more practice.
.....I think his wife was tellin' me somethin' similar to that last week........, but he needed a little more practice.
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