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special emoticons for your friends

Posted: 2/7/06 8:02pm Message 1 of 9
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I hope no one finds this offensive.
I thought it was funny.

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass




 
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Posted: 2/7/06 8:25pm Message 2 of 9
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Boy, Dave, that's an a*@-load of smilies!!



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Posted: 2/8/06 10:26am Message 3 of 9
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  (____)




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Posted: 2/8/06 9:01pm Message 4 of 9
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That looks like somebody with their thumb stuck up their ass. Duh???


 
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Posted: 2/8/06 9:05pm Message 5 of 9
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I was gonna say that, but I didn't wanna get in trouble!


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Posted: 2/8/06 9:17pm Message 6 of 9
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Who? you? Trouble?


 
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Posted: 2/8/06 9:25pm Message 7 of 9
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Ha-ha... this thread was great!


-LOUIE

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Posted: 2/8/06 10:59pm Message 8 of 9
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[QUOTE=new77guy]Ha-ha... this thread was great![/QUOTE]

WOW..        You said was...  It's still here!!!   




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Posted: 2/9/06 11:58am Message 9 of 9
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sorry guys , i ment (____) for those screaming in our streets of Brussel about a silly cartoon in a Denmark newspaper....

and i have seen other threads about the same problem.....

BUT , a C3 remains AMERICAN , no mather how loud they scream...

In our village Maldegem , there's a Canadian war grave yard , YOUR guys who died for our freedom ! against that Hitlers German fool , so i  have respect for the US and support your war in IRAK.SOMEBODY has to do it , YOU can, do it. GREAT ! 

Whe have also a Canadian museum , i take pic's an post them !

see you guys

Norbert




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