A guy “Texts” his neighbour:  

"Bob, I'm so sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess:

You know you asked to keep a copy of your front door key in case you ever got locked out --

Well ---

I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you.

I know it’s no excuse but I can’t get it at home.

I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."



Bob, feeling outraged and betrayed, grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom and without a word shoots his wife.

Moments later he gets a second text :

"Bob, I really should use spellcheck! That should be "wifi"... Sorry!"