OK, I have one to add:

 Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman from West Virginia (Joel's wife? ) arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.  She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, "Mama" (name Joel uses for his wife ) needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "Yes! Yes, I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

Not all West Virginians are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men !

I wonder if Joel knows what his wife is doing while he's at work?????   Sorry, I just couldn't control myself.......