Topic: Sunday Go To Meetin’ Clothes
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Sunday Go To Meetin’ Clothes
A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other direction. “Hi,” the little girl said shyly.
“Where are you going?” the little boy asked.
“I’ve been to church this morning and I”m on my way home,” the little girl answered.
“I’m also on my way home from church,” the little boy said. “Which church do you go to?”
“I go to the Catholic church back down the road,” replied the little girl. “What about you?”
“I go to the Lutheran church back at the top of the hill,” the little boy said. “We can still walk together, since we’re going the same way.”
Before long, they came to a low spot where spring rains had partially flooded the road. There was no way that they could get across to the other side without getting wet. “If I get my new Sunday dress wet, my mom’s going to skin me alive,” said the little girl.
“My mom’ll tan my hide too if I get my new Sunday suit wet,” replied the
little boy.
“I’ll tell you what I think I’ll do,” said the little girl. “I’m gonna pull off all my clothes and hold them over my head and wade across.”
“That’s a good idea,” replied the little boy. “I’m going to do the same
thing with my suit.”
So they both undressed and waded across to the other side without getting their clothes wet. Then they stood in the sun, waiting to drip dry before putting their clothes back on.
“You know,” the little boy finally remarked, “I never realized before just how much difference there really is between a Catholic and a Lutheran.”
The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!!
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