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Posted: 10/26/11 10:51am Message 1 of 3

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Steve walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
And stared up at the TV.

The 10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story
Of a man on the ledge of a large building
Preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Steve and said,
"Do you think he'll jump?"

Steve said,
"You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."

Steve placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
"You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
The guy on the ledge
Did a swan dive off the building,
Falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset,
But willingly handed her $20 to Bob.
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Steve replied,
"I can't take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,
So I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied,
"I did, too,
But I didn't think he'd do it again."

Steve took the money.

true story.......

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