SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.

 WANDA: Hi! Sylvia.  How'd you die?

 SYLVIA: I froze to death.

 WANDA: How horrible!

 SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.  What about you?

 WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

 SYLVIA: So, what happened?

 WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.  I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

 SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive.