Topic: Take this 4th grader's test
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You guy's crack me up!!
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Giraffe my butt, I want to see the refrigerator that they actually fit an elephant into 
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[QUOTE=my7T1]OK. I may have a 3rd grader mentality, but how da heck do you fit da giraffe in da refrigerator in da first place? Duh!
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[QUOTE=cthulhu][QUOTE=my7T1]OK. I may have a 3rd grader mentality, but how da heck do you fit da giraffe in da refrigerator in da first place? Duh![/QUOTE]
my7T1 2006-12-19 06:21:12
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Ah! Finally makes sense..........
bet dat would work real good for de elephant too!
bet dat would work real good for de elephant too!
I don't think disassembly of the animals is allowed.
We only do that with cows, chickens, pigs, turkeys, fish and sometimes horses.
We only do that with cows, chickens, pigs, turkeys, fish and sometimes horses.
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[QUOTE=dwright]I don't think disassembly of the animals is allowed.
We only do that with cows, chickens, pigs, turkeys, fish and sometimes horses. [/QUOTE]
We only do that with cows, chickens, pigs, turkeys, fish and sometimes horses.
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some people people eat cats and dogs as well
I made the mistake of "meowing" as my daughters were eating some chicken at a chinese buffet once almost 2 years ago now. Now every time we eat chinese food it takes twice as long to eat as they sit and watch each other so they can time the animal sounds with the fork touching the food.
chicken = cat
beef = dog
pork = possum/squirrel/rat/raccoon mystery meat
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