Topic: Talking Clock
in Forum: Humor
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A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late, late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
'What's that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked.
'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk replied.
'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend. 'Yup,' replied the drunk.
'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it.
'Watch,' the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment......
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'You a$$-hole!
It's three-fifteen in the morning!'
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Micki, I laughted big time! Thanx I'm hoping that laughting that hard will help me pass a kidney stone. I've been in pain since Sunday night. I needed this......
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