I just received an audit notice on my tax return for 2013 from the IRS.

It puzzles me!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question:

"List all dependents".

I replied:

·         12 million illegal immigrants;

·         3 million crack heads;

·         42 million unemployed people on food stamps, welfare, Medicaid, Section 8, etc.,

·         2 million people in over 243 prisons;

·         Half of Mexico ;

·         535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

·         1 useless President. 

·         1 clown in the VP office,

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?