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Test for Dementia

Posted: 4/18/07 8:56am Message 1 of 11
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Below are four ( 4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?



Let's find out just how

clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)



First Question:

Y
ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer:
If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but
don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?

Second Question:

I
f you overtake the last person, the n you are...? (scroll down)


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Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:

V
ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use pape r and pencil or a calculator. Try it.


Take
1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 Now add 10 . What is the total?

Scroll down for answer.....



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Did you get
5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.


If you don't believe it, check it with a calcu lator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.


Fourth Question:


Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?


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Did you Answer
Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is
Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A
mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth, he successfully expresses himself to t he shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes in to the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?



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He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple.





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Test for Dementia

Posted: 4/18/07 9:04am Message 2 of 11
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I have seen this before, but I can't remember where.Ermm
And I still got the wrong answers.doh



 
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Posted: 4/18/07 10:55am Message 3 of 11
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Octavio , i had 7 good answers on the 5 questions... does that means i'm still far from dementia ? Confused


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Posted: 4/18/07 8:20pm Message 9 of 11
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[QUOTE=BelgiumBarry]Octavio , i had 7 good answers on the 5 questions... does that means i'm still far from dementia ? Confused[/QUOTE]
There you are, I was wondering where you disappeared to.
So you got 7 good answers eh ? But the key is, are they the correct answers ?LOL
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Posted: 4/19/07 5:44pm Message 10 of 11
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