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Texas Cowboy Fisherman

Posted: 10/30/07 2:26pm Message 1 of 6
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 A Texas Cowboy was stopped by a game warden at Lake Travis recently with two ice chests of fish leaving a spot well known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the lake and let 'em swim' round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of crap! Fish won't do that!"

The Cowboy looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

The Cowboy poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.  After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the Cowboy.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH!"

"What fish?"

We in Texas may not be as smart as some, but we ain't as dumb as most.




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Texas Cowboy Fisherman

Posted: 10/30/07 4:00pm Message 2 of 6
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       Good one Micki!!!   


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Posted: 10/30/07 4:29pm Message 3 of 6
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Excellent Micki. I love Texas!

Scott



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Posted: 10/30/07 7:01pm Message 4 of 6
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Excellent Micki. I love Texas!

Scott
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Well, come on, Scott..............I'll kick my "not so vette lovin' husband out" and you can move on in and share the Poop-On....maybe you will like it better than he does.Big%20smile



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Posted: 10/30/07 8:18pm Message 5 of 6
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So Micki, did the fish ever come back?LOL


 
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Posted: 10/31/07 8:53am Message 6 of 6
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