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A Texas Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman. "Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, " I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish,
Senor' "Are we over the border yet.....?"
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman. "Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, " I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish,
Senor' "Are we over the border yet.....?"
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Ha!!!!
If a TST pulled them over, the other stuff would have come up first, and then they could have used the money to pay the hospital bill, after they got out of jail...
He would not have started by saying "Good news, sir, you've just won $5000..."
If a TST pulled them over, the other stuff would have come up first, and then they could have used the money to pay the hospital bill, after they got out of jail...
He would not have started by saying "Good news, sir, you've just won $5000..."
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