Topic: The 11th Husband
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A young man married a beautiful woman who had
previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding
night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle;
I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if
you've been married ten times.?"
"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he
kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never
really sure how it was suppose to function; but he
said he'd look into it and get back with me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that
everything checked out diagnostically but he just
couldn't get the system up.
"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he
knew he had the order, ..he didn't know when he
would be able to deliver.
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer,he understood the basic
process but he wanted three years to research,
implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he
knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or
not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a
product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was
talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was
look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever
did was........... God I miss him.
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?
"Your're with the "GOVERNMENT"..
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get
SCREWED."
previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding
night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle;
I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if
you've been married ten times.?"
"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he
kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never
really sure how it was suppose to function; but he
said he'd look into it and get back with me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that
everything checked out diagnostically but he just
couldn't get the system up.
"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he
knew he had the order, ..he didn't know when he
would be able to deliver.
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer,he understood the basic
process but he wanted three years to research,
implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he
knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or
not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a
product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was
talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was
look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever
did was........... God I miss him.
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?
"Your're with the "GOVERNMENT"..
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get
SCREWED."
Joel Adams
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Good One

Another great one Joel..



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