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The 11th Husband

Posted: 7/16/07 10:25am Message 1 of 9
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Vette(s): #1-1974 L-48 4spd Cp Med Red Metallic/Black deluxe int w/AC/tilt/tele./p/w-p/b/ Am-Fm/map light National/Regional/Chapter NCRS "Top Flight" #2-1985 Bright Red/Carmine Cp.L-98/auto Member: NCRS, NCRS Texas, Corvette Legends of Texas
A young man married a beautiful woman who had
previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding
night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle;
I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if
you've been married ten times.?"

"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he
kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never
really sure how it was suppose to function; but he
said he'd look into it and get back with me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that
everything checked out diagnostically but he just
couldn't get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he
knew he had the order, ..he didn't know when he
would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer,he understood the basic
process but he wanted three years to research,
implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he
knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or
not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a
product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was
talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was
look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever
did was........... God I miss him.

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

"Your're with the "GOVERNMENT"..
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get
SCREWED."   



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The 11th Husband

Posted: 7/16/07 10:38am Message 2 of 9
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BINGHAMTON, NY - USA
Joined: 7/19/2003
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Ain't it the TRUTH,good one ,JOELRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing


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The 11th Husband

Posted: 7/16/07 12:24pm Message 3 of 9
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Joined: 10/27/2006
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Vette(s): 1981 red with silver interior,350(L-81), 350TH, glass t-tops, aluminium rims, 1980 Black/ Black int., 350 GM crate engine/350TH, 1976 black/ saddle int., L-82 w/headers, holly carb, Hypertech ignition
Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing GOOD ONE JOEL !!    


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Posted: 7/16/07 4:15pm Message 4 of 9
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North Charleston, SC - USA
Joined: 3/20/2004
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Vette(s): 1975 L48 AT AC T-top
Good one JoelClapClapClapCry

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Posted: 7/16/07 4:57pm Message 5 of 9
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Greensburg, IN - USA
Joined: 9/24/2003
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Vette(s): Previous: 1984 Coupe, 1988 Maroon Coupe, 1989 Coupe, 2001 Roadster Present: 1967 Stingray Roadster, 1976 Stingray Coupe, 1989 Roadster..

The 11th Husband

Posted: 7/16/07 7:36pm Message 6 of 9
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Valley Springs, CA - USA
Joined: 6/25/2007
Posts: 360
Vette(s): 1978 metalic rootbeer/gold,275hp, 350ci/th350
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The 11th Husband

Posted: 7/16/07 8:33pm Message 7 of 9
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ANCHORAGE, AK - USA
Joined: 10/12/2004
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Vette(s): 1965-327 coupe, 1968-small block coupe, 1969-427, 1971-454 coupe and currently a 1976-ZZ4 coupe reborn again,and hotter than ever.. Add a 1996 CE LT-4 for backup
Another great one Joel..Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingThumbs%20Up




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The 11th Husband

Posted: 7/17/07 2:33pm Message 8 of 9
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Manteca, CA - USA
Joined: 11/20/2005
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Vette(s): 1978,two tone,Metalic Rootbeer & gold 1975 L48 4 speed
Thumbs%20Up Where does he get this stuff ? ClapToo long to memorize, guess I'll have to forward it to my new email pal Wink.


The 11th Husband

Posted: 7/17/07 6:42pm Message 9 of 9
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