> THE AMISH ELEVATOR....

> 

> An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost

> everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that

> could move apart and then slide back together again.

> 

> The boy asked, 'What is this, Father?'

> 

> The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have

> never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is'.

> While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old

> lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

> The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

> The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular

> numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch

> until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light

> in the reverse order.

> Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde

> stepped out.

> 

> The father said quietly to his son.....'Go get your mother!"