During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine

whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a

teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket

because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a

bed near the window?"

ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON . OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?