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The Blue Pigeon The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a
plague of pigeons in Phoenix The mayor could not remove the pigeons from the
city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop. The people of Phoenix couldn't
walk on the sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to try
to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.
One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition. "I can
rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without cost to the city.
But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me five
million dollars and ask one question." The mayor considered the offer
briefly and accepted the free proposition.
The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and
released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into
the bright blue Arizona sky. All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue pigeon.
They gathered up behind the blue pigeon. The Phoenix pigeons followed the
blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.
The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City
Hall. The Mayor was very impressed. He thought the man and the blue pigeon
had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Phoenix of the plague of
pigeons.
Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor presented
him with a check for 5 million dollars and told the man that, indeed, he did
have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and the man
had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 5 million just to get to
ask ONE question.
The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his question. The mayor
asked: "Do you have a blue Mexican?"
plague of pigeons in Phoenix The mayor could not remove the pigeons from the
city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop. The people of Phoenix couldn't
walk on the sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to try
to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.
One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition. "I can
rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without cost to the city.
But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me five
million dollars and ask one question." The mayor considered the offer
briefly and accepted the free proposition.
The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and
released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into
the bright blue Arizona sky. All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue pigeon.
They gathered up behind the blue pigeon. The Phoenix pigeons followed the
blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.
The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City
Hall. The Mayor was very impressed. He thought the man and the blue pigeon
had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Phoenix of the plague of
pigeons.
Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor presented
him with a check for 5 million dollars and told the man that, indeed, he did
have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and the man
had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 5 million just to get to
ask ONE question.
The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his question. The mayor
asked: "Do you have a blue Mexican?"
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