The Broken Lawn Mower

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right,
and the other is usually the husband.

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run,
my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always
had something else to take care of first: the truck,
the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently
for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a few minutes.. When I came out again I handed her a
toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.