The Buzz

As a woman passed her daughter’s closed bedroom door, she heard a strange noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked: “What in the world are you doing?”

The daughter replied: “Mom, I’m thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.”

The next day, the girl’s father heard the same buzz coming from the other of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: “Dad, I’m thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.”

A couple of days later the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen table and heard a buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was on the couch next to him, buzzing like crazy.

The wife asked: “What in the hell are you doing?”

The husband replied: “I’m watching football with my son-in-law.”

To start with this would be a fathers nightmare to itness this transpire. (Bad enough she is still at home at 35.) However, after some thought at least this is one son in law that a father could shut off at any time.

The couple across the street from me has two married sons, and a 35 year old daughter at home.  Nice people.  I can't tell you about the rest of the family presently living there.  I thought there were only three.   Hmmmm.  No, I won't ask.

Hey Ken maybe you can just skip the card and give um some batteries!