Topic: The Canadian Solution to save Gasoline
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The USA should also adopt this plan...
Harper wants us to cut the amount of gasoline we use.....
The best way to stop using so much gasoline is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 3 million less people using our gas.
The price of gas would come down......
Bring our troops home from Afghanistan to guard the borders....
When they catch an illegal immigrant or anynew immigrant crossing the Border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Afghanistan ....
Tell him if he wants to come to Canada then he must serve a tour in the military....
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it......
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident.....
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Afghanistan and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ......
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Afghanistan anyway...without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....
Problem solved....

Harper wants us to cut the amount of gasoline we use.....
The best way to stop using so much gasoline is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 3 million less people using our gas.
The price of gas would come down......
Bring our troops home from Afghanistan to guard the borders....
When they catch an illegal immigrant or anynew immigrant crossing the Border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Afghanistan ....
Tell him if he wants to come to Canada then he must serve a tour in the military....
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it......
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident.....
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Afghanistan and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ......
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Afghanistan anyway...without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....
Problem solved....

Joel Adams
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I second that!

Barry

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