Topic: The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart
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The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart
A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
* The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"
* The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"
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From: one old fart to another..............You GOT me...............
Hey Larry.............pull my finger!
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That was freakin' awesome!!!

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