FIRST DEGREE
>         A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
>         at 2 in the morning.The very blonde wife picked up the phone,
>         listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles
>         from here!' and hung up.
>         The husband said, 'Who was that?'
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>         The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'
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>         SECOND DEGREE
>         Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
>         sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
>         and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'
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>         The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!'
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>         So, the first blonde hands her the compact.
>         The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
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>         THIRD DEGREE
>         A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
>         buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the
>         door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really
>         angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is
>         overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
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>         The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
>         The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'
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>         FOURTH DEGREE
>         A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
>         She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all.'
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>         A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?'
>         The blonde replies,'Oh, that's easy .. it's W.'
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>         FIFTH DEGREE
>         Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
>         A: 'Is it mine?'
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>         SIXTH DEGREE
>         Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US
>         Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what
>         Roe vs. Wade was about.
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>         Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision
>         George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware.'
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>         SEVENTH DEGREE
>         Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
>         ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
>         reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio,
>         and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.
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>         As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde
>         ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
>         sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come
>         home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do
>         they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'