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My Friends, I give you
THE DUMBEST GUY ON EARTH!
This picture is real - not doctored in any way - and was taken by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went to buy a camera to take pictures.
The car is still running, as can be witnessed by the exhaust.
The driver finally came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting to cut the twine around the load! Luckily, the police stopped him and had the load removed.
The materials were loaded at Home Depot. Their store manager said they made the customer sign a waiver.
While the plywood and 2X4's are fairly obvious, what you can't see is the back seat, which contains -- are you ready for this? -- 10 bags of concrete @ 80 lbs. each
They estimated the load weight at 3000 lbs. Both back tires exploded, the wheels bent and the back shocks were driven through the floorboard.
The car, with FLA (naturally) plates, was headed for Clanton , AL where the couple presumably planned to build a new house.
THE DUMBEST GUY ON EARTH!
This picture is real - not doctored in any way - and was taken by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went to buy a camera to take pictures.
The car is still running, as can be witnessed by the exhaust.
The driver finally came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting to cut the twine around the load! Luckily, the police stopped him and had the load removed.
The materials were loaded at Home Depot. Their store manager said they made the customer sign a waiver.
While the plywood and 2X4's are fairly obvious, what you can't see is the back seat, which contains -- are you ready for this? -- 10 bags of concrete @ 80 lbs. each
They estimated the load weight at 3000 lbs. Both back tires exploded, the wheels bent and the back shocks were driven through the floorboard.
The car, with FLA (naturally) plates, was headed for Clanton , AL where the couple presumably planned to build a new house.
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OMG I could only imagine what that damn house would look like 
Okay you, outta the gene pool cilrah 2007-06-15 17:42:24
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I love to see what people pile on their cars at Home Depot. That would be one heck of a load in my GMC 2500 HD at 9200 GVWR. Kinda looks like them pickups that sink to the ground when you turn them off.
Being in the trade, I've seen some pretty scary houses that do it yourselfers have built. That one would probably top them all.
Being in the trade, I've seen some pretty scary houses that do it yourselfers have built. That one would probably top them all.
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I thinks you are all wrong, it was friday and this gut just wanted to show off his big woody.
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[QUOTE=1BadLT1]I thinks you are all wrong, it was friday and this gut just wanted to show off his big woody. [/QUOTE]
Wow. That is quite possibly the worst thing I have ever seen here. I love it, but wow.
Same goes for the picture.
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