Topic: The Face Lift
in Forum: Humor
A woman decides to
have a facelift for her 50th birthday.
She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper.
'Nope! I'm exactly 50,' the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and
asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, 'I'd guess about 29.'
The woman replies with a big smile, 'Nope, I'm 50.'
The clerk responds, 'Oh, I'd say 30.'
Again she proudly responds, 'I'm 50, but thank you!'
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man
waiting next to her the same question.
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, 'That was
incredible, how could you tell?'
The old man says, 'Promise you won't get mad?'
'I was behind you at McDonalds.'

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