Topic: The French War Machine....
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Q: How many French men does it take to defend Paris?
A: Nobody knows... No French man has ever tried.
Q: How do you stop a French tank?
A: By shooting the soldier pushing it.
Q: Why does the new French Navy have glass-bottom boats?
A: So they can see the old French Navy.
Q: Why is it crucial for the French to join the war against Iraq?
A: Somebody has to show the Iraqis how to surrender.
Q: What do you call 100,000 French men with their arms in the air?
A: The army.
Q: Why shouldnt we be surprised that the French dont want to help us against the Iraqis?
A: Because they didnt help us when we fought the Germans.
Q: The American military wears combat boots. What does the French military wear?
A: Track shoes.
Q: Why do French tanks have five gears for reverse and only one for forward?
A: In case theyre attacked from behind.
Q: What color is the French military flag?
A: White.
Q: Why did the French plant trees along the streets of Paris?
A: So the Germans could park in the shade.
Q: Why does the French military have such a low mortality rate?
A: Because its hard to engage with the enemy when both sides are running in the same direction.
Q: What do French recruits learn in basic training?
A: How to surrender in 17 different languages.
Q: Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?
A: So they can see the war.
Q: Why do French men wear yellow ties?
A: To match the streaks running down their back.
Q: How do you get a French waiters attention?
A: Start ordering in German.
A: Nobody knows... No French man has ever tried.
Q: How do you stop a French tank?
A: By shooting the soldier pushing it.
Q: Why does the new French Navy have glass-bottom boats?
A: So they can see the old French Navy.
Q: Why is it crucial for the French to join the war against Iraq?
A: Somebody has to show the Iraqis how to surrender.
Q: What do you call 100,000 French men with their arms in the air?
A: The army.
Q: Why shouldnt we be surprised that the French dont want to help us against the Iraqis?
A: Because they didnt help us when we fought the Germans.
Q: The American military wears combat boots. What does the French military wear?
A: Track shoes.
Q: Why do French tanks have five gears for reverse and only one for forward?
A: In case theyre attacked from behind.
Q: What color is the French military flag?
A: White.
Q: Why did the French plant trees along the streets of Paris?
A: So the Germans could park in the shade.
Q: Why does the French military have such a low mortality rate?
A: Because its hard to engage with the enemy when both sides are running in the same direction.
Q: What do French recruits learn in basic training?
A: How to surrender in 17 different languages.
Q: Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?
A: So they can see the war.
Q: Why do French men wear yellow ties?
A: To match the streaks running down their back.
Q: How do you get a French waiters attention?
A: Start ordering in German.
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