Topic: The Grinches that stole Christmas...
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REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
guess who came up with THIS!? Thaz rite...a GIRL!!
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Oh oh.... I knows whar hit come from..... 
Ah caint say er somebody'l call me names (again)...
Ah caint say er somebody'l call me names (again)...
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That story is very wrong! All the reindeer are males! How do the antlers stay on, you ask?
How else?!?!?
How else?!?!?
Duct Tape!!
Merry Christmas!!!
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AND....mechanic's wire!
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I knew that!!
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