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The Husband Store...

Posted: 4/11/12 9:14am Message 1 of 2
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A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how 
the store operates:
 



You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There 
are six floors and the values of the products 
increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
 




So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first Floor the sign on the door reads: 

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs 


She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: 


Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 


'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' 



So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: 



Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 



'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.




She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:



Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 


'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' 



Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: 



Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. 



She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: 



Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are 
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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To avoid gender bias charges, the store's 
owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.




The first floor has wives that love sex.



The second floor has wives that love sex 
and have money and like beer
 


The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.



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Re: The Husband Store...

Posted: 4/11/12 6:24pm Message 2 of 2
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You mention NY....................but where? I might want to check it out............oops don't let my wife know!Wink


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