>> A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a
>> couple of strokes. "Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the
>> golfer mumbles to himself.
>>
>> Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, "Would you be
>> willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"
>>>> Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the
>>>> golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen, so he says,
>>>> "Sure," and sinks the putt.
>>>>
>>>> Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure would
>>>> like to get an eagle on this one."
>>>>
>>>> The same stranger is at his side again and whispers, "Would it be
>>>> worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?" Shrugging, the
>>>> golfer replies, "Okay." And he makes an eagle. On the final hole,
>>>> the golfer needs another eagle to win.
>>>>
>>>> Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves
>>>> to his side and says, "Would winning this match be worth giving up
>>>> the rest of your sex life?" "Definitely," the golfer replies, and
>>>> he makes the eagle.
>>>> As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks
>>>> alongside him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you
>>>> because you don't know who I am. I'm Satan, and from this day
>>>> forward you will have no sex life."
>>>>
>>>>  "Nice to meet you, "the golfer replies, "I'm Father O'Malley."