I saw this and it made me laugh:

> > An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to
> > get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and
> > said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen
> > sample tomorrow."
> >
> > The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the
> > doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as
> > clean and empty as on the previous day.
> >
> > The doctor asked what happened and the man
> > explained: "Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried
> > with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with
> > my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my
> > wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then
> > her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth,
> > first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out,
> > and still nothing.
> >
> > "We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and
> > she tried too, first with both hands, then an
> > armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her
> > knees, but still nothing."
> >
> > The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor?"
> >
> > The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get
> > the jar open."
>
>

   Thats a good one

that's not funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!           

I gotta remember that one for work tomorrow.

I only hope that I grow to be that old someday.

a man is waiting for the bus with a oil barrel besides him. Bus stops and he ask some a board to help him with the barrel. After much work his sitting , barrel next to him. Driving , a guy could not resist his curiosity and ask why he was carrying that barrel ?

oh, told the man , nothing seriously , i go to my doctor who asked : seems good but come back next year and bring your water......

 

Good one!