'Twas the night after Christmas
And all 'cross the board,
Not a Chevy was running --
Much less a Ford!

Little talk of big motors,
New brakes or rear ends,
Corvette owners enjoying
Time with family and friends.

As I clicked through the threads
To see what was wrote,
Sounds of sleigh bells outside
Made me stand and take note...

I ran to my garage --
What a sight I had met!
Who did I see there?
Santa -- in my Corvette!

"He11o there," said Santa
"Don't think me a crook,"
"There's no need to worry,"
"I just wanted to look!"

"Every year there's more gifts,"
"My list grows and grows,"
"That old sleigh is too small --"
"Those reindeer too slow!"

"So I left the North Pole,"
"I've traveled quite far!"
"For to carry those presents,"
"I need a fast car!"

"This one will do nicely,"
"A test drive, if you please?"
"No problem," I answered,
And gave Santa the keys.

He started out slowly,
Then jumped on the gas!
Smoke poured from the tires!
"Yeah Santa!  Haul a$$!!"

He sped off like a rocket,
No mind for the law,
Black stripes on the pavement
Were all that I saw!

But I heard Santa say
As he rowed through the gears,
"Merry Christmas to all!"
"Have a Happy New Year!"
PSU 982006-12-26 23:18:17

Very cool. Did you learn poetry at PSU?

Very Kewl!!

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