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I was cleaning files off my computer and found something I had forgotten about.
I was hired for a job in LA (actually a contract) and a few weeks after I started working they asked me for a resume for my file, as I've been self employed since college I had never made one.
I turned this in and it remains the only resume I've ever submitted.
http://www.direclynx.net/~cthulhu/BensResume.doc
I was hired for a job in LA (actually a contract) and a few weeks after I started working they asked me for a resume for my file, as I've been self employed since college I had never made one.
I turned this in and it remains the only resume I've ever submitted.
http://www.direclynx.net/~cthulhu/BensResume.doc
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This was submitted AFTER you got hired right? Coz I know you're crazy...but wow...that just took things to a whole new level.
Who was it that posted the thread about a lesser evil? I think Ben's real name really is cthulhu...
Badass resume
Who was it that posted the thread about a lesser evil? I think Ben's real name really is cthulhu...
Badass resume
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| Paragon75Ray said: This was submitted AFTER you got hired right? Coz I know you're crazy...but wow...that just took things to a whole new level. |
yeah... already hired..
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it was certainly a joke..
but I did give it to the HR person of the compnay I was working for.
I figured if they didnt fire me for wearing a "Rehab is for Quitters" t-shirt the first casual friday they wouldnt terminate me for this either..
besides they had a hell of a time finding someone to setup their Sun servers, Oracle db, Other apps, and cisco routers, firewalls, switches, and local directors until they found me.
found some pics from that job too.. this is the stuff i made sick amounts of money doing during the bubble..
http://www.direclynx.net/~cthulhu/images/exodus
this eq was hot stuff in 99
but I did give it to the HR person of the compnay I was working for.
I figured if they didnt fire me for wearing a "Rehab is for Quitters" t-shirt the first casual friday they wouldnt terminate me for this either..
besides they had a hell of a time finding someone to setup their Sun servers, Oracle db, Other apps, and cisco routers, firewalls, switches, and local directors until they found me.
found some pics from that job too.. this is the stuff i made sick amounts of money doing during the bubble..
http://www.direclynx.net/~cthulhu/images/exodus
this eq was hot stuff in 99
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My daughter wrote a dark poem for a local contest, which won first place. Then some folks started to question her mental condition. Why would a teenage girl write that? What's wrong with her? All those who know her had the same answer. Nothing, she's a good writer!
My daughter wrote a dark poem for a local contest, which won first place. Then some folks started to question her mental condition. Why would a teenage girl write that? What's wrong with her? All those who know her had the same answer. Nothing, she's a good writer!
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I wrote a dark poem on a French exam. School wouldn't let me stop seeing the head shrinker for so long.
Its kinda wierd. I was somewhat normal before the incident. After becoming known as "that depressed kid who goes to the shrink twice a week" to all the other kids...Everything seemed so different.
Adults are my favorite kinds of people.
Its kinda wierd. I was somewhat normal before the incident. After becoming known as "that depressed kid who goes to the shrink twice a week" to all the other kids...Everything seemed so different.
Adults are my favorite kinds of people.
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