Scot, have you noticed all shrinks are a bit nuts themselves? Some good, some bad, but all a bit off center. Perhaps that explains it. Maybe they just have way too much time on their hands.

Lets see, you hate your father, never bonded with your mother, have unresolved issues from when you were 6 months old, like to be alone, like to be center of attention, and want to have sex with everyone and everything, still miss your dog, and want to kill yourself after overthrowing the oppressive leaders who are all out to get you.



I guess you're just like me. Normal.