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The Organist

Posted: 3/28/06 1:00pm Message 1 of 12
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Here's a "corney" joke for you all:

There was a church that had a very big-busted organist.

Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.

The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, (if you eat them they make you pucker, because they are so sour) and rub them on your breasts and maybe they would shrink in size. She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said: "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon tewday."


Don't you all think that the minister kinda talks like Joel??


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The Organist

Posted: 3/28/06 4:49pm Message 2 of 12
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Very good Mick
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Posted: 3/28/06 6:29pm Message 3 of 12
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Whath are youth twyin tho thay, Mick?


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Posted: 3/28/06 8:10pm Message 4 of 12
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I'm laughin' so hard, I'm cryin'!


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Posted: 3/28/06 9:06pm Message 5 of 12
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So the preacher has a reaction to shell fish? 

Was the organist Dolly Parton?  

Does Joel have a reaction to shell fish? 

How do you spot Dolly Parton's kids?   Stretch marks on their mouths

 

           




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Posted: 3/28/06 10:00pm Message 6 of 12
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Does Joel have a reaction to shell fish? 

           

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Well, yeth, acthually I do! But, I donth thinth a perthimmon ith a thelfith, ith it?

                                                   


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Posted: 3/29/06 12:18pm Message 7 of 12
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If Dolly's kids use persimmions does it counter act the effect?

Joel, did it work for you?




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Posted: 3/29/06 6:29pm Message 8 of 12
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No, and I'd asth youth thoo thop mathin fun oth my speath imthedimenth, thir.





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Posted: 3/30/06 12:31pm Message 9 of 12
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Thorrey afout thact 


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Posted: 3/30/06 7:27pm Message 10 of 12
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