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The plane crash

Posted: 7/31/07 5:39pm Message 1 of 6
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York, SC - USA
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Vette(s): 1974 mille miglia red with oxblood interior 355ci, 320hp

An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but
only 4 parachutes -

The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
player.The Lakers need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the
1st pack and left the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a former U.S.
President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president.  And I
am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't
want me to die." She took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, Ted Kennedy said "I am a US Senator, the democratic
party needs me and my liver still has some good years left." So he
grabbed the next to him and jumped.

The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year
old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and
as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
parachute."

The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's
smartest woman took my bookbag."




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The plane crash

Posted: 7/31/07 6:59pm Message 2 of 6
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Posted: 7/31/07 7:39pm Message 3 of 6
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The plane crash

Posted: 7/31/07 8:11pm Message 4 of 6
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Posted: 8/1/07 3:04am Message 6 of 6
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I also like the one where it was an 11 year-old boy scout. He told Billy that Hillary grabbed his backpack.
 
 



 
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