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The Redhead

Posted: 9/19/06 12:40pm Message 1 of 17
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 THE REDHEAD
 

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed Everything had been SO incredible! 

"You know, "he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "

"No, "she replies. . . . . "

 

 


Wait for it. .

 

 

 

 


It's coming. .

 

 

 

 


The suspense is killing you, isn't it?

She says:

 
"You just happened to catch my eye."




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The Redhead

Posted: 9/19/06 12:48pm Message 2 of 17
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Posted: 9/19/06 3:45pm Message 3 of 17
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Funny...in a SICK kinda way....


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Posted: 9/19/06 3:47pm Message 4 of 17
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Oh Micki,yu is bad LOLLOLLOL


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Posted: 9/19/06 3:49pm Message 5 of 17
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Posted: 9/19/06 9:04pm Message 6 of 17
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And you wasted it on this!!!


Congrats on da 1000th post!


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Posted: 9/20/06 2:30am Message 7 of 17
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Micki- That was really BAD... in a sick funny way.


 
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Posted: 9/20/06 6:33pm Message 8 of 17
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Posted: 9/21/06 6:24am Message 9 of 17
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Yeah, I wasted it on this post, but it's not 1,000.........it was post #1,101 - Tux & Joel. Wacko
 
Would ya' like me to check out a new pair of EYES for you all?? LOL LOL



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The Redhead

Posted: 9/21/06 4:05pm Message 10 of 17
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[QUOTE=greypoupon69] Yeah, I wasted it on this post, but it's not 1,000.........it was post #1,101 - Tux & Joel. [IMG]http://www.c3vetteregistry.com/forum/smileys/smiley29.gif" height="17" width="17" align="absmiddle" alt="Wacko" />
 

Would ya' like me to check out a new pair of EYES for you all?? [IMG]http://www.c3vetteregistry.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif" height="17" width="17" align="absmiddle" alt="LOL" /> [IMG]http://www.c3vetteregistry.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif" height="17" width="17" align="absmiddle" alt="LOL" />
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I awear it were post 1000 when I placed it.... I thank thar might be some moderator hanky panky a goin on here!


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