Topic: The Seven Stages of Parking
in Forum: Humor
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Stage One - You're a kid. All you have to park is your butt.
Stage Two - You're a teenager and you park with a girl who has a good chance of being your future wife.
Stage Three - You're married with kids and are parking a mini-van at McDonald's.
Stage Four - The kids are grown and working at McDonald's, you've got a sports car and are caught parking with a girl who has no chance of being your future wife.
Stage Five - You're parking in the garage for a while, where you're also living.
Stage Six - You're old, no car no license no parking spot.
Stage Seven - You're parked. Permanently. In
your own space. Even has your name over it.
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Hmmmm, I may have been looking at life all wrong, but I've only got a couple of stages to go 
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if that. Jimmy B.
Just can't wait to get on the road again. 
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Lifetime MemberI guess I am gunna be ok for a while just past parking spot #2
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